The Daily Oath
"I will protect those who cannot protect themselves. Unless they are Brightlords who try to ride their horses through Rock's kitchen. Then they are on their own."
Adolin's Fashion Corner
Today's Tip: If you are planning on engaging in a 4-on-1 Shardblade duel, remember that pants are optional as long as your hair looks fabulous. Also, don't forget to tell Kaladin he looks "grumpy" – he loves that.
Philosophical Debate
Shallan: "But you could be fire?"
The Stick: "I am a stick."
(The Stick won the argument. Again.)